Lethal. Listening. Wet.
Covert surveillance fish for allied governments, private estates & sensitive water features. Nobody suspects the fish.
Infiltrate.
Glasses, nose & mustache ship standard. Wherever the mission takes them, CARP units blend in: civic aquariums, ribbon cuttings, the mayor’s own tank.
- Disguise kit included
- Facial recognition at 30 m
- Nobody suspects the fish
Hold the bottom.
Parked at the base of the dam, one SILURUS unit hears every footstep on the crest at forty meters. Mud-grade camouflage. Zero beauty by design.
- Barbel-array sonar
- Tracks seven targets at once
- Holds station for 90 days
Hold
the line.
Close protection for embassies, galas & velvet ropes. Off the door, CARP units walk the beat: eight arms on the radio, one fin on the wheel, zero coffee breaks.
- Executive protection
- Night patrol
- Now recruiting: CARP Police Academy
Designate.
Embedded with allied ground forces. Each unit rides in its own armored tank, paints the target, then crushes it at beach volleyball on Sundays.
- Tank-mounted & road-ready
- Laser designation to 2 km
- Need heavy support? Press +
First wave.
Normandy, 1944. Fish in brass diving suits went ashore first, on a plan from Fleet Admiral Bartholomew Whale: four stars, one blowhole. Veterans of the 1917 trenches led the way.
- 400 units ashore in 11 minutes
- First through the beach obstacles
- Use the arrows for more from the front
Unveiled once.
London, 1851. Shown to the public once at the Great Exhibition, then classified. The 1885 plates survive: cranial collar, articulated plates & a pressure gauge good to 50 ft of water.
- Six-part articulated armour
- Monocle on a retaining chain
- Top hat fitted with underwater strap
Since 1509.
Our oldest contract: a sworn koi in the service of the Doge of Venice. Paid in gold, fed in silver & still on retainer five centuries later.
- Commissioned 1509
- Canal patrol & state ceremony
- Mustache grandfathered in
Request clearance.
Demonstrations are held in a secure pond. Bring clearance & a towel. Units ship worldwide in unmarked aquariums within six to eight weeks.
- Three platforms: KOI, SILURUS & TUNA
- Financing for allied governments
- Ponds sold separately